Ferret Down Your Trousers Day is a Pastafarian Holy Day which occurred on .
On April 2nd, Hob and Jill went up the hill with their little Kits to celebrate National Ferret Day because that's some serious business. Male ferrets are called Hobs, and female ferrets are called Jills. Their offspring are called Kits. The whole family is called a business. These carnivores join the mustelid family, including the otter, badger, weasel, marten, mink, and wolverine. [1]
Pastafarian holidays are observed by adherents of Pastafarianism, the world’s fastest-growing carbohydrate-based religion.
R’amen!