🛸 Extraterrestrial Abductions Day 🛸 ·

Extraterrestrial Abductions Day is a Pastafarian Holy Day which occurred on .

Alien UFO's may be everywhere, looking to abduct humans. If you are not careful, perhaps they will find you! Keep one eye on the sky. If you see a UFO, be ready to duck, dodge, and hide. Of course, there are more than a few people out there, who are looking to be abducted by aliens. Their goal is to travel to an alien planet. Celebrate today by reading and watching science fiction stories about UFOs and Extraterrestrials. And, make sure to keep out of sight of extraterrestrials. [1]

Pastafarian holidays are observed by adherents of Pastafarianism, the world’s fastest-growing carbohydrate-based religion.

R’amen!